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an amazing friend who can easily go off on you. she is very pretty and all the guys go after her. her and daniel like each other a lot but just won't admit it . her favorite thing to say is dammmmmm and shes very athletic she loves volleyball and she has an amazing bestfriend named la'nyah
look at jordan go
by loverboyyyy May 6, 2019
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Jordan is asking to play fortnite again, quick someone throw some food out the party while we run
by eijia May 10, 2019
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jordan, verb
(Brit Eng) /ˈdʒɔ dən/
(US Eng)/ˈdʒɔ ɹdən/ create a situation of such awkwardness and ridiculousness that it's beyond exasperation and belief.
1."Hi... How are you?
Oh I've been jordaning.
Oh? I thought you was prime minister?
Exactly!"

2. "Oh, you look like a Picasso picture!
That's because I've been jordaned"

3. "Officer, why are you pulling me over?
Sir, you've obviously been under the influence of drugs, causing you Jordan. In fact, I've never seen anyone Jordan so much with a car..."
by castlering May 25, 2019
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An evil man who hurts you
Jordan is a gay tard that hurt me bad
by PlabNenns June 11, 2019
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A general asshole with anger issues who always thinks he's right even when he isn't. Jordans are typically antisocial, dramatic and very loud.
Friend: Get the fuck away from me!
Me: Why are you being such a Jordan?
by Eggrollhol December 7, 2019
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A cat dad you sits one person away from me in buissness, he is a cool dude with two kittens (?) and he built them a sanctuary before he got them. is is the coolest dood you'll ever meet! :)
Wow man, hes a cat dad, his name must be Jordan!
by John56tom December 11, 2019
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by Shitmaster2000 December 18, 2019
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