Pulling a Jonah

When your friend decides too not join or ignores your response/messages/calls to hop online despite wanting too earlier

“Dammit Dude Jonah’s pulling a Jonah right now”

by CombatantCarlton March 5, 2024

Dirty Jonah

Putting your whole head into another man’s asshole while stroking his cock with your feet

Me and Brett did a dirty Jonah the other day

by Youngmoneylove April 23, 2024

Jonah

Jonah is gay

Omg he is so jonah

by Coxoxoxolol April 4, 2022

Jonah

If your name is Jonah and you're a girl. You are so lucky and blessed. You make all the right decisions. Jonah is genius literally. Everyone be like Jonah! God is smiling down on you. Jonah is strong and smart. Jonah is perfect! Jonah is the law!

I am in love with Jonah.

Get you a Jonah and keep her.
Give her everything she wants and needs!

by Kingdom Jesus Christ with tits May 9, 2022

jonah mcfarland

Someone who is an absolute no fly zone. Nothing gets past this man. If its obvious hes gonna let you know. He is the iron fist and he likes to put the fist down.

Class: "Awww the 6 year old knows her birthday!"
Jonah Mcfarland: "Thats kind of a layup everyone knows their birthday."

by cjm01928347 May 4, 2023

Jonah Columbus Boyd

Jonah is a very interesting person. He tries to get the ladies but only gets the men

Jonah Columbus Boyd is an interesting person

by lani4127 November 27, 2021

Jonah

A clown fucker. Nasty boi.

Jonah: Mmmm men in dress sexy.

Jack: You’re a clown fucker Jonah

by Not reliable January 9, 2022