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Jonah

It’s getting reeeeaaallllyy hard for Jonah to not make fun of people doing this. He’s also good at Frenching, btw.
Jonah can never let us have fun on here.
by People who know. November 23, 2021
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jonah pridman

A wart on your dick that only happens when you dick is smaller than 3 inches
Man I've got a Jonah pridman I've gotta go see the doctor
by Noah budaii October 12, 2017
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Jonah

Jonah is a player, who gets all the girls. He dates for popularity and takes each relationship way to seriously. He is tall but has a small dick. And is friends with all different ages. He likes to show off, thinking that he’s cool when he really isn’t. Loves baseball. Btw he’s rich.
Girl 1: You know Jonah?
Girl 2: Ya I know Jonah he’s a jerk
Girls 3 over hearing conversation: we dated stay away from him!
by Gabri December 21, 2019
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Jonah-Hilling

Using therapy methods and vocabulary in unhealthy or aggressive ways; specifically, to control or manipulate another individual's behavior or actions.
She said it was her "boundary" that you're not allowed to talk to your friends anymore? She's definitely Jonah-Hilling you, boundaries aren't meant to control.
by Dr. Respect November 13, 2023
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Jonah Ranz

Jonah Ranz, also known as Jon ranch is a well-known content creator and famous tik toker with a whopping 14.5k follower base. With outlandish content every day, some people wonder when some of his videos start to cross the line. For example, he was recently seen running around publicly, naked in his underwear and laughing ballistically. He is most well known for his "Why I quit surfing" videos on Tiktok that earned him over 1 million views on the video. He also claims that he is a girls lover, posting many videos and pictures of girls that were "playing with his heart" His fan base stays excited for his big yearly Halloween productions that have his best editing and acting. Even though his followers seem to adore him, there seems to be a different story with his fellow colleagues at middle school. He has spoken and rapped about many times how he has created a "bad reputation" for himself throughout these tough years. One of the most outrageous acts he did was stealing the trash can from the janitor and running around the school vicinity crazily.
yoooo Jonah Ranz whats up! or YOOOO JON RANCH
by user 294850292 June 12, 2021
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Jonah

Hi, I'm Jonah, actually :3
by PixelKat June 15, 2024
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Jonah

A stupid person whos online persona is a cubic meter of dirt with a bit of grass on it that is somehow sweating. Some notable traits about this person may include: Hating Cuba, Hating Genshin Impact, Never Touching Grass, Having An Absolute Zero Chance Of Getting Women.
Someone: I like Genshin Impact!
Jonah: get the fuck out of my house
by YonasMakesWords November 13, 2022
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