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jonah pridman

A wart on your dick that only happens when you dick is smaller than 3 inches
Man I've got a Jonah pridman I've gotta go see the doctor
by Noah budaii October 12, 2017
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Jonah

Jonah is a player, who gets all the girls. He dates for popularity and takes each relationship way to seriously. He is tall but has a small dick. And is friends with all different ages. He likes to show off, thinking that he’s cool when he really isn’t. Loves baseball. Btw he’s rich.
Girl 1: You know Jonah?
Girl 2: Ya I know Jonah he’s a jerk
Girls 3 over hearing conversation: we dated stay away from him!
by Gabri December 21, 2019
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Jonah

Jonah: Mmmm men in dress sexy.

Jack: You’re a clown fucker Jonah
by Not reliable January 9, 2022
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Jonah Ganske

PRAISE ALLEN when it’s a tuesday between the hour 2 and 7 pm
hudson smolski steady praisin allen wllah jonah ganske
by jdjrhe March 25, 2022
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Jonah Lavine

Jonah is an interesting character he likes to do handstands while showing off his 2 inch pinch. He loves to seduce men on a Friday night when its boys night.
Why are you acting like a “Jonah Lavine hot Cheeto mozzarella sticks dragon v2?”
by BBLslayer2 December 1, 2023
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Jonah

Man 1- Hey do you see that kid on the couch naked?
Man 2- oh that’s Jonah
by what the fish 811867871 December 2, 2021
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Uncle Jonah's Chargrill

When a Kid obsessed with fire is allowed to cook, it is reffered to as 'Uncle Jonah's Chargrill'

Most Commonly Used in NSW Australia
Guy: and thats how you burn sausages.
Guy2: welcome to Uncle Jonah's Chargrill!
by Pyro_In_Training December 11, 2012
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