1. Hey Aaron, this hamburger is like jesus-in-a-box
2. Hey Paul, can I come over and play on your jesus computer?
2. Hey Paul, can I come over and play on your jesus computer?
by DJ Perxion January 8, 2009
Get the Jesusmug. a magician that lived 2000 years ago,fooling the less intelligent and weak.He was the chris angel of his time,the only reason why we dont think chris angel is the son of god is because we understand magic and know its fake but 2000 years ago people werent so smart.
by nothing_but_the_truth December 23, 2008
Get the jesusmug. A man who, according to a somewhat-popular book known as the Bible, was the son of God. Jews and atheists do not acknowledge his existence, but then, neither reads a Bible.
Anyway, it is said that Jesus died for us, the worthless humans we are, and rose three days later to prove his holiness. Some nonbelievers claim he hung out in his little cave eating beef jerkey he hid up his ass. But you don't need to believe either.
Anyway, it is said that Jesus died for us, the worthless humans we are, and rose three days later to prove his holiness. Some nonbelievers claim he hung out in his little cave eating beef jerkey he hid up his ass. But you don't need to believe either.
There was only one man who expected from us such a perfect balance that we could live by the law and still forgive the deviation. So, of course, we killed him.
-Orson Scott Card on "Jesus"
-Orson Scott Card on "Jesus"
by Inyro November 28, 2007
Get the jesusmug. by satan is gay July 3, 2006
Get the Jesusmug. a magician that lived 2000 years ago,fooling the less intelligent and weak.He was the chris angel of his time,the only reason why we dont think chris angel is the son of god is because we understand magic and know its fake but 2000 years ago people werent so smart.
by nothing_but_the_truth December 23, 2008
Get the jesusmug. A big guy that has magical powers and made God take a big shit and he made himself get a foot long Dick
by Hhshjsj February 19, 2017
Get the Jesusmug.