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Chicken juggling

When a man mitigates multiple female companions or the act of maintaining multiple intimate relationships with two or more females. (See Tube Herding for the feminine equivalent )
Polygamy was invented to ease the psychological toll of chicken juggling.
by DamianoDalia November 17, 2017
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Bo'Janglin

When you uttlerly confuse the fuck out of someone in the dumbest way possible or you see someone so fucking dumb youve in fact have been Bo'Jangled
Billy has been bo'janglin pretty damn bad, I almost lost the rest of my brain cells.
by Sgt_snowman02 June 6, 2018
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Spunk Juggling

the act of a male cumming inside of a woman's mouth and her and another female make out thus juggling the spunk inside both of their mouths.
" I came in this Chinese chicks mouth and then she started spunk juggling with a random chick on the side of the road".
by CoonKiller21 March 2, 2019
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Pear Juggling

To take a single male testicle in ones mouth, swish it around as best you can, and then switch to the other. This technique is naturally difficult to preform on one balled men. Historically, Hitler was never pear juggled. Most effect when preformed in forests or areas with heavy shrubbery.
“Did you hear Hitler only had one testicle? Definitely never had his pears juggled.”
“Bro, I love a spot of pear juggling
by Fatlousie June 16, 2019
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Kitten Juggling

The highly illegal act of a ring of pedophiles trafficking children.
That dude went to jail for kitten juggling, yeah they found 6 kids in his basement.
by SilenceIsGoldenNapalmIsHot March 14, 2021
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Mud Juggling

Mud Juggling is the act of going outside during a rainy day, collecting mud, and freezing it into ice cubes. The Mud cubes are then forcefully inserted into the juggler's rectum using a spoon and a shoehorn. The user then shits out the half-ice half-mud concoction into ball moulds, and then juggles using the balls of shit-mud-ice.
Jake: Bro its raining outside, what a good day to go Mud Juggling.
Demarcus: Hell no bro last time I went mud juggling I had to get surgery!
by ShitSticker April 27, 2021
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