Jonah

To touch someone while they’re asleep

You’re gonna go to jail for Jonahing people!

by Liv*-* October 14, 2025

Jonah's touch

Turning something into nothing
Antonym: Midas touch (turning nothing into something)
Synonyms: Inverted Midas, Inverse Midas, invert Midas, Sadim touch, reverse Midas, reverted Midas, revert Midas

Origins: from Biblical story of Jonah, when Jonah makes the ship nearly drowning until Jonah thrown away to the sea

1. Leftism is like the Jonah's touch, because Leftism destroys everything it touches

- Dennis Prager

2. Amy has a Jonah's touch, because when she's involved in her own bakery, her bakery has negative reviews and then going bankrupt

by Sir. B July 1, 2021

Jonah

A nigg with no motion. He’s got all the pieces to the puzzle, but just can’t put it together.

Lmao that’s Jonah, Mr no motion

by User556 January 2, 2024

Jonah Bryan

When you put your big fat belly on her back and own a Linksys 💔💔💔

I did a Jonah Bryan on dat hoe

by Vietol May 15, 2025

Jonah

a closeted gay guy who whenever he tries to get a girfriend, turns them gay. (factual). he has good style i guess but will not hesitate to make fun of you for anything

"oh did you see jonah?, hes that closeted gay guy"
"at least he has good style"

by riskybusiness69 January 3, 2023

Pulling a Jonah

When your friend decides too not join or ignores your response/messages/calls to hop online despite wanting too earlier

“Dammit Dude Jonah’s pulling a Jonah right now”

by CombatantCarlton March 5, 2024

jonah

the name of a weird guy who touches thighs

bro that guy is such a jonah

by FOORNITEBATTLEPASS February 14, 2022