Josh

The type of guy that asks to hang out with you, but doesn’t say anything or contribute to the group at all

Wow, Jeremy was really a Josh when he came up for the pre game

by SugarSmacks! March 28, 2020

Josh

The name of guys you’ll meet born before 2009 with 5 testicles. Often Asian and most of the time Japanese. Also, guys with the name Josh attract hundreds of girls daily.

Person 1: “Josh is a strange dude”
Person 2: “ I know, right?”

by Thomasdude May 21, 2022

Josh

Josh is your typical I-get-the-solo-in-choir, fuck you kinda guy. He never tries, yet he still gets whatever he wants. Josh is the kind of person who will talk shit about everyone, but is still liked by everyone regardless. Josh will tell you that you suck regardless of whether or not you're a sensitive person or not. Josh has an amazing personality, and is not the kind of person that you wanna fuck with. Josh will destroy your life in a snap and will drag you like a ragdoll.

Person 1: "What do you mean? He's so nice."
Person 2: "Who, Josh? He'll eat you out if you fuck with him."

by qwui yer November 9, 2018

Josh

When someone doesn’t understand when the joke is over

Stop being a Josh

by Creeperkiller73718 November 13, 2019

Josh

Josh is a sporty fanatic who loves rugby and all sports. He is very smart and is a kind and caring person. He shows how to be a good role model to all kids that are young. Josh has a relationship with lots of his friends. He never gives up.

Jelly Josh is as swiggle as a piece of string

by Never quite January 3, 2018

Josh

Alcoholic, lives to drink, drinks to live.

Hey don’t be a josh and stop drinking. Hey look at that josh passed out in the bar. High I am bob & I am a josh.

by Shack king August 18, 2018

Josh

Josh is an overprotective kinda guy to most girls. You wont catch him hanging out with any guys, mostly just with little girls in a "platonic'' kind of way. Josh becomes very defensive for any women, especially Egirls ranging anywhere from 12-16 years old. Although others may potentially see his actions as unethical, he disagrees and never holds himself accountable. Josh is usually a manipulative liar that targets his lies and deceits to the people he calls his friends. Josh has many fetishes such as animated video game pornography, Cuck porn, and teenage porn. Solitary confinement areas are mostly filled with the social rejects and pedophiles named Josh.

Oh my God! I bet Josh has shackles in his basement!

Hey, my name is Josh, and I don't mind how old you are, age is just a number.

by AtholPoliceDepartment December 23, 2022