Irish Eye Surgery

Verb : the act of being skull fucked by a leprechaun

Bill found the pot of gold, and was on his way home when Mick the leprechaun jumped out to stop him "Bet ye weren't ready for a bit of Irish Eye Surgery" as he pulled out his stubby shillelagh...

by DoktorMoney November 20, 2020

Irish Meatball

When you use a potato to dildo fuck a Pregnant woman. Sour cream comes with the deal.

My hair smells like potatoes. I Irish Meatballed your mother and unborn brother the other night.

by IRISHMEATBALLER69420 October 2, 2020

The Fighting Irish

The Fighting Irish is a sex move in which one replicates the stereotypical, yet beloved, view of a fighting, green clad, shamrock wearing, Irishman/leprechaun by vigorously and erratically punching one's fists into a woman's vagina and anus until orgasm is achieved.

"I gave this chick The Fighting Irish the other day..."

"The Fighting Irish?"

"Yeah, you know."

Takes an old timey boxers stance, with both fists held in front and begins to punch.

"One in the pink! One in the stink!"

by SirGreblas March 2, 2017

Irish-American

An American who clings to a false Irish hyphenated identity in an effort to dilute his/her annoying, ignorant American one. They are known as 'Plastic Paddies'. They have never set foot on Irish soil, don't know any Irish people and call Irish (i.e. Gaeilge) 'Gaelic' e.g. ''OMG speak some gaelic!''. They believe they are Irish because their grandfather's grandmother lived next to a woman whose postman was from Dublin. Incidentally, Dublin is the only Irish city they're aware of, unless they're one of the elite few who know of ''Galloway'' (i.e. Galway, pronounced Gawl-way) or Cob - H (i.e. Cobh, pronounced cove). A real Irish person is born in Ireland and grows up there and would never compromise their identity by adding 'American' onto the latter end of their title of nationality (even if s/he moved to the U.S. and lived there indefinitely). Unless you have an Irish passport, don't call yourself Irish...even if your fifth cousin's brother-in-law's dog lived in Kerry!

Irish-American: ''I'm Irish too!''

Real Irish person: ''Really? Where are you from?''

''New York''.

by CogsKB July 26, 2011

Irish nacho

Nacho toppings on fried potato slices, or round fries, instead of tortilla chips. Believed to be invented by J. Gilligan's Irish Bar and Grill in Arlington, TX.

If it's on potatoes instead of tortilla chips, it must be Irish nachos!

by Coyoty December 24, 2008

Are you irish?

When you ask someone this question, you are asking them if they want to kiss you. If they say yes then its ok, but if they say no then dont even try. This is usually a phrase used between couples

James- Hey Emma, are you irish?
Emma- Yes
(they kiss)
2...James- Hey emma, are you irish?
Emma- No
James- DAMN IT!

by Irish Kid March 18, 2008

sober irishman

Rarest kind of Humans on Earth!!!

I don't Understand, a SOBER Irishman!! do they exist

by welsh moshur June 30, 2006