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Akron-itis

The impending doom of complacency that one feels upon entering Akron, Ohio. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: immediately feeling like you are morbidly obese and have mobility issues, eating almost nothing but all-American food (e.g., pizza, hot dogs, and hamburgers), thinking that Highland Square is the best or worst neighborhood ever, taking your minor league baseball team way too seriously, reveling the Goodyear/Firestone "glory days," and acting like one of the many sad and unfortunate people who use the public transportation system.
After spending just a few days in Akron, you too will develop the the telltale symptoms of Akron-itis.
by EatMySheet September 20, 2023
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kerney-Itis

A rare conundrum that causes bad things (usually sexual) to happen to someone
Did you hear what Logan did withh that girl

Ya must have been a bad case of Kerney-Itis
by Cole_Gub69 September 20, 2023
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Itis

A good friend and good listener but moody all the time.

Having a nice smile that you can't easily forget
by Glizzer November 22, 2021
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Itis

When your overly full and can barely move
Man I just ate so much I have itis frrrr
by Kittybish December 12, 2020
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Sidekick-itis

Sidekick-itis (Sidekick - eye - tiss), as coined by Lindsay Ellis, is a word for a phenomenon that occurs in (usually fictional) media, where said media has, or what is considered, to be an overabundance of "sidekick" characters.
"This movie has a bad case of sidekick-itis, even the sidekick has a sidekick!"
by Sir Rodger Dodger January 24, 2021
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no-onelikesme itis

When your friends use you for the homework answers but now don’t need them anymore so they leave you on delivered
oh look, she has no-onelikesme itis
by the best.com February 3, 2021
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pube-lice-ity

When people be spreading rumors that you got crabs or some other fungus in your nether regions...
“Maaan...I got a lotta bad Pube-lice-ity right now...this girl been saying I got mad crabs to everyone
by Johnny Lasagna February 24, 2021
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