Dorian Theory

1. To study the life lessons of Dr. John Dorian.

2. A sweet ass band out of Ventura, CA.

1) I wrote a thesis on the Dorian Theory.

2) Did you hear Dorian Theory? They bring the mothafucikin awesome!

by Darwin Manfred III March 1, 2009

the kevster theory

The kevster theory is an specific theory created by a high school student in 2011 named Kevin Fernandez what this theory is, is a way of making friends that will love you for ever it starts out when you meet somebody you act shy make them think your shy after you convince them that your shy you will explode like a bomb and act crazy and you'll see this works its not fake its real I have been using this for years all the friends I have made are still my friends and think i'm hilarious try it! prove it for your self next time you meet some one new!

Becky: look at the new kid he is so shy he doesn't talk to anybody.
A WEEK LATER
Kevin: boobs penis vagina
Becky: haha you wanna be my bff?
Kevin: sure! ;) The kevster theory works no doubt!

by the kevster theory January 18, 2012

The Rodrigo Theory

If any Kerboodle homework is done after Rodrigo has done it it makes the system glitch.

Most websites obey The Rodrigo Theory .

by Thoery Guy March 15, 2018

The Matrix Theory

The matrix theory is a theory that our current world is in the matrix and that human beings are actually being used for a collective mind as a power source and the collective places us in the virtual world called the matrix and none of us would know.

According to The matrix theory, us human beings are in a fake world

by The matrix theory January 19, 2018

Music Theory

A class in which you avoid parallel fifths and octaves like they’re the Rona and also don’t double the leading tone. Also you get the added bonus of confusing the heck out of yourself trying to tell the difference between the three types of augmented sixth chords.

Person: Why are you up at 8am?
Me: I have an 8am class
Person: And what class is that?
Me: Music Theory...

by Pialinist April 28, 2021

theory of screwed

the theory of screwed

definition: when you mess something up so bad it goes back to normal

Guy#1: Man I used the theory of screwed to correct my sleep scedual.

Guy#2: man I should probally try that too!

by Hoimates1 August 11, 2021

Montgomery Theory

The idea that there is or will be an Urban Dictionary entry for every conceivable short series of human action based on the assumption that Urban Dictionary will never shut down
(Coined by Austin Montgomery)

"I wonder what it's called when people sit around in a circle trying to figure out what to do and then nothing gets done."
"Look it up on Urban Dictionary."
"I found it, it's called fanarkling"
"That's the Montgomery Theory for ya"

by OprahLikesMen April 29, 2019