The Hogs Are Coming

A phrase referring to the countdown to Hog Day, a global event where hogs appear from quantum tears in the fabric of space to wreak havoc on Earth.

Ryan: You want me to put ALL your life savings towards buying a mansion for your family?

Steve: Well, the hogs ARE coming.

Ryan: Fair. Thank you and godspeed.

by they're coming November 14, 2022

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Hog Mama

Hog Mama is a semi-mythical creature whose origin revolves around trucker lore in Prescott Arizona. Hog Mama is said to be a disfigured woman who originated in New Jersey but later became a semi truck driver and crashed into Watson Lake. Legend says Hog Mamas lair is in the Bradshaw Mountain range by Mount Union where she wills Javelinas into existence. Hog Mama supposedly can control all the Javelinas in and around Prescott Arizona.

Honey get my gun, Hog Mama is howling tonight.... HERE SHE COMES ("YEEEEEEEE")

by nobaker December 20, 2019

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game hog

a selfish individual who is always on a particular arcade game, especially when you want to play.

That damn game hog won't get his ass out of the pole-position machine!

by extraz February 13, 2006

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sloppy hog

Man lathers his cock with BBQ sauce and then proceeds to have a woman suck it off. His hand is then dunked into the remaining sauce and he starts to masturbate. The woman must then be slapped across the face with a BBQ sauce covered hand and bent over and humped from behind. Then, before ejaculating, the man must turn the woman onto her back lick her vagina clean of all the BBQ sauce.

After grilling for my family and the kids went to bed, I gave my wife a real sloppy hog.

by the sloppy hog master April 26, 2015

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