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Forrest gump

Wasn't a smart man, but still got his own shrimp boat.
Forrest Gump- I tried to eat her pussy, but she tasted like cigarettes and beer Lietenant Dan.

Lietenant Dan- Its okay Forrest.

Girl- What is your friend stupid or somethin?

Lietenant Dan- What did you say?

Girl- I said is your friend stupid or somethin?

Lietenant Dan- Dont you ever call him stupid!
by Solid Mantis June 7, 2020
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gump eye

Yuht, so I was hauling trawls the other day. Gump eye.
by magnum yeahhh (o_O) December 6, 2011
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gump

a cringe or shit hair cut and people can also be gump
by thatgumpguy May 2, 2021
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Gumped

To be Gumped means being raped by a retard for exactly 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours non-stop while being watched by Larry wheels.
This means that for that amount of time neither you nor the retard will leave the room and you are both continuously being fed through an IV.
Person 1: Dude, where have you been for the past 3 years, 2 months, 14 days and 16 hours?
Person 2: I was being ferociously Gumped in a gas station bathroom, even Larry Wheels was there to watch!
by Gumper9000 November 3, 2025
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Gump

Sad people who eat on a room full of c
lowns
That gumps a ho
by Jjnftin December 22, 2019
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Gump

A gump is what prisoners call a gay man on the inside.
“That gump whooped that motherfucker’s ass. Told him he could suck his dick.”
by mybeccca October 2, 2024
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Forrest Gump Moment

When you say or do something stupid and don’t realize it until afterwards; Refers to the movie ‘Forrest Gump’ about a mentally challenged man.
That was my Forrest Gump moment of the day.
by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023
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