by Shotguncoder69% December 7, 2019

"My wife said lets eat some food at the street fair" and I replied "Yeah, sure lets just eat some ass-grenades!"
by lolafartz October 28, 2011

When an employee of a firm uses some flimsy excuse to repeatedly touch or squeeze a colleagues chest (pecs or boobs), and the colleague then deliberates whether to sue the firm for sexual harassment at a time that suits them best.
You know, if they jerk me around one more time at work, or threaten to lay me off, I'm going to lob that tit-grenade Kathy gave me into the meeting with HR.
by The Mighty Bood February 9, 2019

by Morbidpete October 12, 2018

When a guy has an erection with so much blood flow that it literally feels like his penis is about to explode. It is generally quite painful.
"The pain of grenade dick makes it much more difficult to conceal my hard-on than a typical erection."
by The Real Mister Mister August 24, 2017

When you post a comment on a youtube video, usually of a popular musical artist, leaving an unflattering comment and expecting to argue with many fans of the video/artist in the future.
"Man, I tossed a youtube grenade yesterday leaving a comment on that Taylor Swift video. All I said was that her singing was terrible and instantly I my inbox was flooded with people insulting me."
by MarcoGTR April 4, 2012

by blazemonkey June 6, 2019
