Swedish Goober

A swedish goober is when one is having anal with one's sexual partner while using jelly as lubricant. When the penis leaves the anus, the partner will insert peanut butter into the anus and it will then create a kind of homemade goober. Cheaper than the store-bought goober for sure.

You guys buy goober from the store? Try a Swedish goober sometime, it's fun for you, tasty for the kids.

by noahtorious b.i.g November 29, 2018

goober knocker

a goober knocker is a funny word used to descibe something or used to substitute a cuss word.

Today tim was being a total goober knocker.

by imall(aka)GRR January 18, 2009

Goober Gazer

a goober is what is known as a penis and a gazer is someone who stares;

Cole was being such a goober gazer last night at the gym.

by HHSHSHSH November 22, 2011

goober fish

an odd and interesting creature that makes someone enjoy things, a humorous being

"oooh tis a goober fish"

by dubtronics September 11, 2009

goofy goober

someone who is an absolute complete nutter. also easily affected by ice cream and nursery rhymes (affected meaning acting like your on drugs!!!) anyway your literally a well weird PEANUT!

if anyone has seen the spongebob movie you'll know what im talking about, if not here's a song a GOOFY GOOBER would sing:
" i'm a goofy goober yeah,
you're a goofy goober yeah,
we're all goofy goobers yeah,
GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH!!!!!

by skinkydirrrtymidget (see "lisa) January 5, 2008

goober gobbler

A dick sucker,penis puffer

Man yo girl told me that u was a goober gobbler. She saw it fo herself.

by Mama Redneck July 27, 2006

goober smoocher

A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.

That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.

by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012