Kentucky Funnel Cake

When you do a bunch of blow and then cum on ua girls chest erratically.

Hey Ashlee, how's things with Dale?

Well, he gave me a Kentucky Funnel Cake last night, so you tell me.

by DurtySouf June 7, 2018

Cum funnel

An orgy in which 4 people put a tube on their dick that is connected to one hose and inserted in to someone's ass.

Hey bae can the guys come over for a cum funnel?

by The Penetrator 69420 March 19, 2024

get the funnel

A metaphor for punishing someone. The saying suggests one be subjected to being force fed through a large funnel.

House cat: *meows angrily and pees and poops*
Me: Time to get the funnel! (rolling my eyes)

by CP Dogg June 8, 2021