Candy Funnel

A normal beer funnel, except within the act of chugging an individual or many individuals spit candy into the top of the funnel. The person that is chugging must also chug down the pieces of candy or else he or she is a bitch.

Greg, im gonna spit smarties into the funnel so that it becomes a candy funnel. Dont be a cunt muffin and not swallow the candy.

by Neil Durkin December 9, 2008

funnel text

Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.

I was funnel texting last night....got 5 responders and ended up shagging Jessie again.

by Famous Reekie January 1, 2017

Kentucky Funnel Cake

When you do a bunch of blow and then cum on ua girls chest erratically.

Hey Ashlee, how's things with Dale?

Well, he gave me a Kentucky Funnel Cake last night, so you tell me.

by DurtySouf June 7, 2018