friendship killer

That guy or girl
Your friend dates who is destroys your friendships with everyone and demands you only be friends with his or her friends before you met.

Ken? Ken who I haven't talked to him before he got in a relationship with that friendship killer.

by Jade420 November 22, 2016

Friendship Erection

When someone who has friend zoned you a long time ago sits on your lap, resulting in an erection

When Sarah sat on Roy's lap, he got a friendship erection

by zizm August 5, 2017

analog friendship

an-l-awg, -og frend-ship

–noun

A non-sexual relationship to someone without the use of technology.

I've met this cool gal on the Facebook, and I think I'm going to make this an analog friendship.

by jwattsj March 19, 2011

committed friendship

two people who are lowkey dating but do not want to admit it, also known as friends with benefits

My friends Karolina and Michael are in a committed friendship.

by wallsack June 3, 2018

shotgun friendship

An unhealthy relationship in which someone is hastily forced to be someone else’s friend. Much like a shotgun wedding where someone is forced to marry another person for alternative reasons and not true love, shotgun friendships usually involve guilt tripping or emotional blackmail.

Their relationship was unfortunately a shotgun friendship.

by Major Madcat July 16, 2019

lilah ersin friendship

A very loyal friendship that never ends. Very artistic activities. Love sports and art.

Look at that Lilah Ersin friendship. I want one.

by hermioneeverdeenchase November 26, 2017

hands-and-feet friendship

A close but still-platonic friendship that you share wif a nice gal, perhaps one whom you've known a long time but who now has a main squeeze of her own. It involves your holding and fondling the gal's hands for extended periods, and giving her long soothing foot-rubs, plus possibly having her soothingly place the soles of her feet against your chest or rub/scratch your back with her toes.

A hands-and-feet friendship can be an ideal "happy medium" or "compromise" type of footing with a nice gal --- it permits you to still maintain a fully-satisfying "soulmate type" relationship with someone of the female persuasion whom you really like, even after she's linked up with another guy who is more to her "overall" liking... if the guy has a reasonably tolerant/understanding/trusting nature, he will not feel that his own relationship with Miss Cutie-Pie is threatened by your continued friendship with her, since you are not engaging in any sexual-related activities... extra points if (1) you perform your entire "repertoire" of pleasant actions wif da gal while she's in da guy's presence a few times, so that he can actually see for himself that all of your behavior is indeed totally "innocent", and (2) you also show him how the chick most loves having her hands, feet, back, shoulders, etc. massaged, so that he himself can please her in a comparably-satisfying manner to the physical-sensory "magic" that you are able to perform on her yourself.

by QuacksO August 22, 2018