totally juice, what they give kids at school lunches, and the most suspicious branding I’ve ever seen.
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2. The act of being wronged incredibly
3. Falling incredibly short of the intended goal
2. The act of being wronged incredibly
3. Falling incredibly short of the intended goal
by Sergio Smeillew April 9, 2003
Get the Shaftage Totale mug.Someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.
This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
Hey bro, fancy another?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'
by Clapo86 February 25, 2012
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Emily: hey Rebecca how was the candy crush yoga totals?
Rebecca: I got a 19282819,292918189 score, so it went great!
so it like scores
Rebecca: I got a 19282819,292918189 score, so it went great!
so it like scores
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Get the total awk mug.While sexing your significant other you choke them so hard their eyeballs pop out of their head like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s in the movie ‘Total Recall’
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