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Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
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1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect

i love 1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect it's a very good video
1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect is a good video i recommend
by the blu ever!!! January 5, 2023
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vineyard vines

Preppy af clothing line that all rich, white New Englanders own. Think of rural prep schools in New Hampshire and Mass... The clothes are pretty basic except the company slaps their signature whale logo on the back and charges you 10x what it’s worth. Add some boat shoes and go boating on the Vineyard and you’re ready to go.
Oh you’re entire wardrobe is Vineyard Vines? Must be nice to have rich af parents...
by devweth April 14, 2020
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vine

1. a social media app, just like TikTok but with shorter videos and better content with funnier jokes
1. Vine is better than tiktok
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Vine Junkie

A person that is addicted to vining on Vine. Also referred to as a viner.
Dude1: Dude will you get the fuck off your phone?!
Dude2: JUST ONE MORE POST!!!
Dude1: Your a Vine Junkie man! Stop it!!!
by DANO911 February 11, 2014
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On the Vine

A good day of being drunk on wine. Does not necessarily have to be a good day, but it helps. It's always easy to get ripened. A good ripening.
That Nigga's on the vine. Must be some good purple drank.
by CommanderGratton October 28, 2025
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vines

The clothing that’s draped over a pimp, player, or wavy outstanding individual.

or puts on his women…
Example- babygirl go grab some new vines from the store and put em on for the show tonight
by FLIPANOMICS June 3, 2022
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