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Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
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1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect

i love 1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect it's a very good video
1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect is a good video i recommend
by the blu ever!!! January 5, 2023
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vine

1. a social media app, just like TikTok but with shorter videos and better content with funnier jokes
1. Vine is better than tiktok
by pipoxy November 28, 2022
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Vine Junkie

A person that is addicted to vining on Vine. Also referred to as a viner.
Dude1: Dude will you get the fuck off your phone?!
Dude2: JUST ONE MORE POST!!!
Dude1: Your a Vine Junkie man! Stop it!!!
by DANO911 February 11, 2014
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VIne

It no longer lives buttttttt tik too can be the new vine
by Asianboi225 June 24, 2019
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pumpkin vine

I'm so drunk I can't get it up can I pumpkin vine it.
by jamesxjawbreaker April 17, 2008
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Vine

by TMD2003 May 18, 2020
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