A gay show in NickJr perfect for mexican primetime, starring a 7 year old retarded mexican dipshit (Dora), a whining homosexual monkey(Boots) and sometimes three others, a stupid cow, a pansy iguana and a small animal that could drive a car large enough to fit dora....
Every show there will be a villain-like figure named swiper that would try to steal one of dora's items, he would sometimes succeed but 9 .99 times out of ten he would just run into the forest like a pussy, because he failed....
The show has many extras, a back pack and a map (both talks, saying the same shit all over again), three crawling bugs that plays drumrolls after a stage is completed and a mouse cursor that points obvious stuff....
Perfect for people with IQ's less that 5
This is the show that you watch before commiting suicide
Every show there will be a villain-like figure named swiper that would try to steal one of dora's items, he would sometimes succeed but 9 .99 times out of ten he would just run into the forest like a pussy, because he failed....
The show has many extras, a back pack and a map (both talks, saying the same shit all over again), three crawling bugs that plays drumrolls after a stage is completed and a mouse cursor that points obvious stuff....
Perfect for people with IQ's less that 5
This is the show that you watch before commiting suicide
Broke Bussinessman: My life is useless, I have no money, my family doesn't respect me anymore. I know, I'll watch dora the explorer.
(He dies 30 mins. later)
(He dies 30 mins. later)
by myster ehu July 1, 2009
Get the dora the explorer mug.Seriously? Is this what you show to our kids? Are you fuckin serious?! This is an insult to a 2 year olds intelligence! It's about a spanish 5 year old girl named "dora" who is the dumbest shit ever, I mean for fuck's sake she thinks she can talk to the kid watching the show! "can you tell me where coney island is?" Thats the dumbest shit ever! And dont get me started on that gay ass monkey that follows her around... Oh and the map? What fucking map needs a song before you can look at it?! It's like the people didn't put any thought into the show at all!
"DORA THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF AN EXPLORER?!" - Crazy Steve from Drake and Josh while watching Dora The Explorer.
by Why do you want a pseudonym? April 16, 2010
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by Choncla December 29, 2021
Get the The Nut to Butt Gam Gam Master Exploder mug.Yet another incarnation of conversion therapy. It is meant to slow down your transition and to convince you that you are actually not trans. Their "clients" (actually victims) are children and teenagers of TERFy parents that often consent to "therapy" only because they would otherwise be taken away to wilderness or locked down somewhere far from civilization.
Not only they fail to provide any evidence supporting their approach, they also get gender-affirming care but also their organization, Gender Exploratory Therapy Association, use a language that gives away their anti-trans intentions.
Not only they fail to provide any evidence supporting their approach, they also get gender-affirming care but also their organization, Gender Exploratory Therapy Association, use a language that gives away their anti-trans intentions.
All practitioners of gender exploratory therapy should go to jail for their actions. They only care about money and nothing else.
by Exdetransitioner June 9, 2022
Get the gender exploratory therapy mug.A creepy, fat 5 year old Hispanic kid with animals as friends. Not only does she (or he...) have careless parents who let her explore dangerous adventures in places of smiling crocodiles and trolls that look like it covered itself in genitalia hair, she has animals as friends that don't count as friends cause' they friggin' talk. Especially a monkey wearing boots. She is also accused of stealing innocent talkiing stars, being a snitch on foxes and copying famous princess's faces to save places that don't really deserve it.
Dora the Explorer: Look! A Disco Star! Let's stuff it in this mysteriously big pocket on my not suspicious purple backpack!
Backpack: NOMNOMNOM IMMA GONNA EAT YOU DELICIOSO NAAAAAJHKUGUGHHGFOPIIRERTF!!!
Disco Star: WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO POKEMON?!??!
Backpack: NOMNOMNOM IMMA GONNA EAT YOU DELICIOSO NAAAAAJHKUGUGHHGFOPIIRERTF!!!
Disco Star: WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO POKEMON?!??!
by HetareItalia October 5, 2011
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"Why were you using internet explorer?"
"I was trying to download Google Chrome."
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"I was trying to download Google Chrome."
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