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elevator shoot

When you have sex in an elevator that is stuck between floors then you call the fire department to break the doors open. then once they open the doors, you pull out and ejaculate in the fire fighters face.
Male 1: Yeah, dude, I shot a huge load into the firefighters face during our last elevator shoot
by Bigblackbustywoman November 20, 2013
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Elevatored

To fart in a elevator before a person gets on and to get off before the doors close. Leaving that person to a smelly delicious elevator.
I couldn't help myself and had to fart but it was in a elevator. As I was getting off, a beautiful lady walked right on the same elevator. As I turned around and saw the doors closing she just got elevatored.
by Tacklemebaby January 24, 2015
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Elevator Stoner

Middle schoolers or college freshmen who congregate in parking ramp elevators to get high in an apparent attempt to evade police and authority figures.
Parking is always free here after 9pm, though it does tend to smell of elevator stoners....
by Satans Lapdog September 4, 2016
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Elevator ladies

by Wonderingminds August 3, 2017
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Elevator Hogger

A person who holds the elevator hostage for his leisurely pleasure of riding the elevator up and down. Aka a flying dingbat
The elevator hogger did not let us go to our room!
by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 13, 2018
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Elevator Hornrt

The equivalent of an elevator hogger, but 10x the Savage factor. Think of him as a fire hornrt, in human form. He is completely selfish and keeps the elevator to himself, letting nobody else ride it. While riding, the hornrt is talking to his Princess Hornrt over the emergency intercom, wasting precious taxpayers dollars.
The Elevator Hornrt refused to let us in the elevator when we went to film one in LizzyTown (aka Elizabeth Shuttle Reserve)
by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 13, 2018
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The Elevator Paradox

So this is a way to confuse everyone around you in an elevator when you walk in.
When you walk in an elevator, you do not turn around to face the door and continute to stare at the back of the Elevator.
To achieve maximum confusion, you walk out facing the same way untill the people in the elevator can no longer see you.
Me: *walks into an elevator, doesn't turn to look at the door*
Guy 1: Whats he doing, why is it making me unnerved.
Guy 2: Careful! He's creating The Elevator Paradox, just let him be and he'll go away... uncomfortably..
by EU Terrorist November 5, 2019
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