sharks exist in real life

A fun fact told by neil in jaws
Neal:sharks exist in real life
Timmy:wow
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Existence Coach

N.)

Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.

One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.

A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.

That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 04, 2019
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life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
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Non existent

Non existent or for you, the person reading this your dad but anyway non existent means something that doesn’t exist examples: dad,father,etc
Joe:my car is non existent

Candice:mine too
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This really doestn have a point. HOWEVER IMAGINE HOW FUNNY IT WOULD BE WHEN THE ENTIRE TEXT FOR WATERMELON SUGAR IS BLUE TEXT LMAO
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Used to refer to a word or phrase that is so overused, the meaning is lost.
"Many words have been changed or incorrectly used, and the meaning is changed. But eventually the word will phase from existence; this is how language evolves."
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