carl-emil

sexy motherfucker

oh he's so Carl-Emil AKA oh he's so sexy

by SØØØSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS November 21, 2016

Emil’s Fallacy

When a creator disregards criticism by arguing one cannot know something is bad without having first created something like it before.

Thomas: Wow this literal feces on my plate tastes terrible!
Chef Emil: You can’t criticise my cooking when you have never cooked before!
Thomas: I don’t need to be a professional chef to know feces tastes bad! That’s Emil’s Fallacy

by sneed1492 February 14, 2025

Emil

Emil has a extremely large penis, at least 3 kilometers long.

"Look, its an Emil, i bet his penis is f*cking huge!!" "Yeah me too"

by EMIL69 January 10, 2022

Emil the butterfly

My son. (Yes I'm married🙄)
A 20 something year old boy who has a boyfriend named Alex.
Emil had a brother too his name was Edward but my best friend killed him.

"So. How are your two kids?"
"I have only one left"
"Emil the butterfly?"
"Emil the butterfly."

by Husband1 July 23, 2021

Emile

Emile is the most savage on earth.

EMILE! Hi dude.

by only 4 the savage one March 21, 2019

Emil

Small Dick, look like MR.Bean

He is so Emil

by Swagcool123 December 12, 2016

Emil

Emil is a boy that has a extremely big dick loves basketball I he will marry a girl named jazmin he also loves his friends

Is that cute boy with a jazmin?

Yeah he HAS to be a Emil

by Iheartclowes December 12, 2021