apocalyptic dingleberry

Apocalyptic dingleberry means disastrous occasion where something goes wrong and then refer to them as a collosal fuck up.

"Omg Daniel you are a complete apocalyptic dingleberry for telling that girl you are a professional at milf hunting "

"Fuck , I can't believe the celtics , they lost again , what a bunch of apocalyptic dingleberries ! "

apocalyptic dingleberry by nuartraws July 23, 2011

Reversed dingleberry 

An agglutination of your sexual partner's shit in your pubic hair resulting from anal sex.

-Shit, Mark, you don't smell so fresh bra.

-You tellin' me bra, I got me some reversed dingleberry from that bitch Suzy.

-Balls.

Reversed dingleberry by Pillsdenis October 19, 2010

fuzzy frosted dingleberry puffs 

The tasty cereal made with your choice of cereal and dingleberries.

Mmmm Fuzzy Frosted Dingleberry Puffs. My favorite.
Your fuzzy Frosted Dingleberry Puffs are rotten.

fuzzy frosted dingleberry puffs by dirp June 22, 2006

pop a dingleberry 

To cause one to lose their anal virginity. Although the anus technically has no hymen, this is a play on the classic phrase "pop a cherry".

"Did you pop a dingleberry?" "Boy, I sure did! Once the ass-hymen broke, shit went everywhere!"

pop a dingleberry by sauerkrautbratwurst October 13, 2008

Phantom Dingleberry 

The sensation of a Dingleberry rolling down your pant leg and when checked there is no said Dingleberry to be found.

I was walking across the dance floor when I felt a dingleberry roll from between my cheeks and down my leg. I looked behind me mortified of what I would find, only to see nothing there. It was the ole' Phantom Dingleberry.

Phantom Dingleberry by P Word Miester December 5, 2013

Flying Dingleberry 

When an individual is shitting and leaves a dingleberry (little piece of shit) out there ass and farts thus making the dingleberry fly into the other person’s mouth

Yo man... you just caught my flying dingleberry.

Flying Dingleberry by narutoXsasuke January 10, 2019

Quandale Dingleberry 

its been a year daddy, i really really miss you, mommy said that you went to the store to get milk. anyways daddy, im failing all my classes and mommy beats me very frequently. i forgive you for abusing me, please come home.

big black balls?
bigger black balls
but what about Quandale Dingleberrys balls

Quandale Dingleberry by Whoever chose Phrog, fuck you May 10, 2022