David is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. Hes kind and sweet and always puts you before himself. He can be an ass at times but it’s all him being sarcastic. He deserves the world but he doesn’t seem to realize it. I love you so much, more than all the moms ever.
by Terra Reko November 2, 2021
Get the Davidmug. David is an asshole who has to come up with compliments for himself on urban dictionary because he was never praised as a child
Fuck you david
by Anonymous 4734902 March 7, 2022
Get the Davidmug. The term David refers to the ancient Norse creature, Davidignum. this creature was known to be summoned from the underworld to destroy its prey, the common Keith, using tactics such as screeching. Davids are thought to have gone extinct but many sightings are out there. If you want to know if there is a David just look for social awkwardness and height. If a David is above 6’3” it may just be what you are looking for. If the David initiated combat by screeching, spray it with frog urine as that is it’s weakness.
That David was sighted in Norway.
by Tellerofallhistoricaltruths September 11, 2020
Get the Davidmug. A David is a Cute and a intelligent person. He is very kind and everybody loves him. He have many friends. A David is an athletic man who Will coose socker as nummer one of he’s favorite sports. A David is a romantic guy and will care of his girlfriend and never let her down. He is always kind to people he doesn’t know. When you first met him he will be shy, but if you are his friend, then you know that he’s the best<3
by HiGiiirll January 6, 2019
Get the Davidmug. To say "Be right back" only to never return leaving your friends waiting and wondering what happened or when will you return.
where did they go? oh he is daviding again.
by forsakenwolf July 28, 2023
Get the Davidingmug. 
by Switters1 November 24, 2021
Get the Davidmug.