David

Thinks beans are still funny.

Stop making David jokes.

by Letmewhipyourforheadplease October 1, 2020

David

One that will mislead you with advice on snapchat.

Dude, I totally pulled a David and asked her for accidental sex for money.

by D yoni eggs February 2, 2020

David

The dirtiest minded person you will ever meet. They can turn any situation dirty even if you think it's impossible.

-David is such a dirty minded kid.
-I know right! He can make anything dirty!

by The.CringeOVERLORD_69 December 8, 2018

David

An extremely sexy strong man with giant muscles he attracts snow bunnies and will snatch your mom faster than you can say Izzy T.

Wow that mans a real David!!

by ShawtyBae420 February 16, 2021

David

Everyone’s favorite white boy.

David has great music taste.

by Strrurbf March 13, 2022

David

Someone who really likes art. Museum is his thing. He is very indecisive with a lot of things; may it be food, people and career. Very charming. His smile always dazzled me. Person who doesn’t like to argue and don’t want any trouble.

His name always reminds me of David and Goliath; hence, I call him Goliath.

by felicity14 January 28, 2020

David

the best boyfriend you could ever have. he's gone through some rough shit but he is still determined to be the best person he could be. and he is! he's the cutest boy you could ever come across, all the other lads fall for him cause hes such a cutiepie. he's smart, he's adorable, he's just perfect all around!! i will always be by his side and i love him dearly :>

nathan: i love you david!
david: i love you too nathan :3

by totallynotnathanforrealongod July 17, 2023