David

Shy guy that probably plays too much Pokemon. Women hit on him but he's too dense to understand what's going on. Very caring, giving and compassionate. He's extremely bad at returning texts.

I tried to date a David but he was too into Pokemon

by Padrón Princess March 22, 2022

David

David’s are annoying Furrys that somehow get girls. Usually they will have their scooter and dumbass haircut thinking they will get laid. They are extremely selfish but deep down deep deep down they are kinda nice

David is an annoying bitch!
You just need to really get to know him!
Naw fuck David.

by RaccToons October 11, 2019

David

Biggest dick on the planet WAYYYY bigger than the boys

David has a huge throbbing cock

by lopezda6048 April 27, 2020

David

David is a good husband for Denisha.

David is a good husband for Denisha

by jatpun March 2, 2022

David

NOT a dumbass disappointment

David your not a dumbass disappointment.

by Aron Dahead May 6, 2019

David

fuck david @ryengiant

fuck david

by wifebeaterunity June 24, 2019

David

the real muthafucka david he got cash and he got bitches

bitches like Tyler wish they was him

man you actin like a David.

by johnathan29 September 11, 2021