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Dairy Nipples

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
"Thou shalt not forsake the name of my dairy nipples in vain!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
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dairy milf

1) An arousing dairy cow which has bore children
2) A (milf) with the abbility to still lactate.
"Had a dairy milf last night, milked all over my bed"
by Wheely wrong December 23, 2018
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Three-Way Dairy Queen

When three of the boys get together and roll up to Dairy Queen during the 'Rona times. If wearing Flightsuits, "Flying Three-Way Dairy Queen" (Drag optional)
Rhys: You wanna grab Caleb and pull a Three-Way Dairy Queen?
by das010498 November 24, 2020
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Dairy horse

A mythical creature who resides in Dubuque County, Iowa.

A horse that produces milk for human consumption.
Amanda looked at Matt and said “look! A Dairy Horse
by MAMILLER December 2, 2020
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Dairy horse

A mythical creature who resides in Dubuque County, Iowa.

A horse that produces milk for human consumption.
Amanda looked at Matt and said “look! A Dairy Horse
by MAMILLER December 2, 2020
mugGet the Dairy horsemug.

Dairy Queen

The chick at the party with the biggest tits.
You see that whore over there? That's the Dairy Queen.
by chobbb March 31, 2024
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Dairy

Dairy, another word for "Challenge" to those who are lactose intolerant.

The lactose intolerant people within the population see the word "Dairy" and see it as a challenge to consume as much dairy as physically possible, forsaking any and all consequences.
Walks past the dairy aisle
Megan: "Challenge accepted!"

Proceeds to pick up 6 blocks of cheese knowing full well she'll be in pain for at least 6 hours, maybe 12.
by OfficialMasu November 22, 2022
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