To masturbate all over your partners face, unleashing an obscene amount of cum, which covers their entire face, especially their eyes. Then, your partner doesn't wash off the layer of jizz in time, letting the spunk harden over their entire face, very similar to the coverage of an unbaked pie crust in a pie tin.
"Hey babe! Can you get me some soap and a brillow pad? You pie crusted my face, and now I can't see."
by jfever May 14, 2015
Get the pie crustedmug. After a man jizzes inside of a woman, the remains of ejaculation around the rim of her vagina are called “butter crust”
by Butterynips June 23, 2020
Get the Butter crustmug. To smoke marijuana in a celebratory/chirping fashion in the face of others who have just lost/are losing to you in a sport/game of any sort.
After we dust you fuckers at street hockey we're going to warm the crust in your face.
and the crowd goes wild.. "WARM THE CRUST... WARM THE CRUST"... as the home team is laying a beat down on the visiting team.
and the crowd goes wild.. "WARM THE CRUST... WARM THE CRUST"... as the home team is laying a beat down on the visiting team.
by yabud December 30, 2013
Get the warm the crustmug. -She accidentally inhaled my crabbed crust.
-She hadn't gotten any in so long, she was layered in crabbed crust.
-She hadn't gotten any in so long, she was layered in crabbed crust.
by Give me crack or give me death May 17, 2016
Get the crabbed crustmug. by Member_That_One_Guy December 27, 2016
Get the crust dragonmug. The lowest form of white trash.
by Jkdragon May 3, 2014
Get the cotex crustmug. Mut crust is slang for crusty females (usually name starts with s and ends with a) or a girl with a crusty vagina area
by Yshahwbev April 18, 2021
Get the Mut crustmug.