Similar to the scoop. Involves the same cupping motion, however, the force is applied to the crotch region, usually of a female. However, unlike the scoop, it is less of a lifting motion, and more of an outward slide. This move is usually not okay to do in most social settings, and is not recommended for males to do to anyone.
Girl 1: "COOCH SCOOP! Haha, gotcha!"
Girl 2: "Oh, goodness! I am simultaneously embarrassed and feel very violated."
Girl 1: "Oh, yes. And I have a deep feeling of accomplishment for having pulled this off. Better luck to you next time, comrade."
Girl 2: "Oh, goodness! I am simultaneously embarrassed and feel very violated."
Girl 1: "Oh, yes. And I have a deep feeling of accomplishment for having pulled this off. Better luck to you next time, comrade."
by Sarathos October 22, 2010
by K1ll1ngj0k3 March 18, 2019
Women who you've seen more of their cooch than your own.
Usually girls who pose in a squat or let photographers take such revealing angles like that. You would think they may be advertising said cooch.
a) Could be literally talking about a model
b) Or just an extreme alternative to "hussy"
Completely unrelated to porn.
Usually girls who pose in a squat or let photographers take such revealing angles like that. You would think they may be advertising said cooch.
a) Could be literally talking about a model
b) Or just an extreme alternative to "hussy"
Completely unrelated to porn.
Sometimes suicide girls, gravure models, tumblr camwhores, etc.
Also, joking around with friends: "Girl, your skirt is too short, don't be a cooch model!"
Also, joking around with friends: "Girl, your skirt is too short, don't be a cooch model!"
by TWOC November 16, 2011
When superman fists you
by Definitely Not Superman February 04, 2018
A thong wedgie in your vagina, that not one else can see. Like a camel toe but only in your underwear.
“I have a cooch wedge” I said
“What’s that” Allison said
“It’s like a camel toe but only in your underwear” I told her
“Oh my god! I know what you mean! That makes so much sense.” Allison said
“What’s that” Allison said
“It’s like a camel toe but only in your underwear” I told her
“Oh my god! I know what you mean! That makes so much sense.” Allison said
by Marasoccer18 October 05, 2017
The act of male or female hunting down what is known as the female genitalia. Also referred to as muff diving.
Mom: "Jimmy, where are you off to?"
Jimmy: "Oh Mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!"
Mom: "Alright hunny, be safe! No taint licking!"
Jimmy: "Its alright Mom, Im only being a cooch gobblin."
Jimmy: "Oh Mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!"
Mom: "Alright hunny, be safe! No taint licking!"
Jimmy: "Its alright Mom, Im only being a cooch gobblin."
by Schlenkertanker December 13, 2010