cooch wedge

A thong wedgie in your vagina, that not one else can see. Like a camel toe but only in your underwear.

“I have a cooch wedge” I said
“What’s that” Allison said
“It’s like a camel toe but only in your underwear” I told her
“Oh my god! I know what you mean! That makes so much sense.” Allison said

by Marasoccer18 October 5, 2017

Cooch Pooch

The part of a man’s belly that hits the perfect spot when you’re on top, providing the perfect place to rub your cooch

I didn’t fully understand why women opted to consistently go for softer men until I went on a date with one and my clit hit the cooch pooch

by Meeka2493 February 27, 2021

Cooch Booch

Head butting the pussy cause sometimes that’s what ya gotta do

“Here comes the cooch booch!”

by K1ll1ngj0k3 March 17, 2019

Ava’s cooch

Tends to smell like week old fish mixed with a landfil.

Ava’s cooch was so bad aqua man wouldn’t go near it

by Chungus22 July 9, 2019

Cooch-boop

When superman fists you

"Superman did me a good cooch-boop last night"

by Definitely Not Superman February 3, 2018

cooch patrol

The act of male or female hunting down what is known as the female genitalia. Also referred to as muff diving.

Mom: "Jimmy, where are you off to?"
Jimmy: "Oh Mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!"
Mom: "Alright hunny, be safe! No taint licking!"
Jimmy: "Its alright Mom, Im only being a cooch gobblin."

by Schlenkertanker December 14, 2010

dirty cooch

A smelly puss

That tree smells like a dirty cooch

by Dirtycooch6969 April 18, 2017