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Robbing the conversation

When a complete asshole takes over a private conversation already in progress an ignores one of the people previously in the conversation.

If one does this to his friends, he will soon have none.
Jason is hanging out with Seth and Brad and just talking about whatever. John comes in and starts talking about other shit that Jason isn't a part of, forcing him out of the conversation.

Eventually, Seth and Brad catch on that he is robbing the conversation and they beat the snot out of John.
by Jimmy the Dick September 23, 2010
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Swing Chair Conversation

When one sits in an open plan office and the person directly behind you turns their swing chair around, opens their legs to expose tight fitting pants around the gentleman's area while wearing white socks proceeds to shout verbal diarrhoea very loud in your direction, thus preventing you from doing any work and raising your blood pressure.
Oh for god's sake. That F.Witt in the road safety department is having a Swing Chair Conversation again. There goes my bonus for the week.

Oh F.Witt is easing his pants up tight again, watch out for the swing chair convo!
by Zag Lightyear June 11, 2011
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Conversephobia

The intense and/or irrational fear of converse sneakers and everything to do with them.
Fanny: Hey do you like my new shoes?
Mack: AHHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME I HAVE CONVERSEPHOBIA
by sweatervest chick March 25, 2011
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Conversationally Impotent

A phrase used to describe someone who starts a texting or messaging conversation only to stop responding after a few messages
Theresa was conversationally impotent when she was making pizzas while logged into Facebook
by Ignoramous July 10, 2011
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conversational drift

The path of a conversation that takes an abrupt turn from the beginning of a thread to the end of a thread.

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Amanda: If you want to be well liked post something about getting things shoved up your ass.

...several people contribute comments. to a very different last comment of,

Roman:Do you love how this went from getting things shoved up your ass to getting an MBA?
...this is "conversational drift"

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by Fano Boss February 4, 2012
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Conversation Napalm

A scorched earth approach to obliterating someone's conversation that is not your own.
Interrupting a conversation and quickly dominating the topic, or changing it entirely.

Much like Conversation Hijack, but with a militant approach.
Jody and I were having a private conversation when Carol walked in, asked us what we were talking about, and then quickly changed the topic to something she was interested in - Obliterating our conversation with Conversation Napalm.
by WordSmithDave October 9, 2013
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Conversation Rape

When someone unconsensually overtakes a conversation, allowing no other party to speak and most often speaking only of themselves and their past glories.
I.e. Thomas talking everyone's face off last night was such a conversation rape.

I.e. Don't get caught downstairs with P.T., he's a conversation rapist.
by The Frog Keeper November 24, 2013
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