Commander_ounce is one of out of two protectors of the creature(see defention)he was created on the planet FORT_KICKASS a very aggressive race.Known to attack other planets while aggressive FORT_KICKASS had been in a alliance of Mars,u ass bitch(see defination)
COMMANDER_OUNCE'S powers are the following
1.BADASS
2.KEEP MOM_FREAKE FROM DOING NO-ALIVE
3.INVINCIBLE EXCEPT FROM CLARMPTON
COMMANDER_OUNCE HAS LAST BEEN LOCATED IN WEST VERGINIA protecting crompton
Commander_ounce has fought in every single war but his faction is every war has veryed whether on cliftons anger problems
COMMANDER_OUNCE'S powers are the following
1.BADASS
2.KEEP MOM_FREAKE FROM DOING NO-ALIVE
3.INVINCIBLE EXCEPT FROM CLARMPTON
COMMANDER_OUNCE HAS LAST BEEN LOCATED IN WEST VERGINIA protecting crompton
Commander_ounce has fought in every single war but his faction is every war has veryed whether on cliftons anger problems
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commanderkarkat: THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME CONFUSION ABOUT THIS. HOMESTUCK IS MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY, AND MINE ALONE. ALL OF MY HEADCANONS ARE 100% LEGITIMATE, WHERE AS YOURS ARE LAUGHABLY FAKE. THERE IS NO ROOM FOR INTERPRETATION WHATSOEVER IN HOMESTUCK. NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT. TO CLAIM OTHERWISE IS HERESY, AND ALSO A VIOLATION OF MY LEGAL RIGHTS AS AN ARTIST. I HOPE THIS CLEARS THINGS UP, MOTHERFUCKER.
commanderkarkat: THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME CONFUSION ABOUT THIS. HOMESTUCK IS MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY, AND MINE ALONE. ALL OF MY HEADCANONS ARE 100% LEGITIMATE, WHERE AS YOURS ARE LAUGHABLY FAKE. THERE IS NO ROOM FOR INTERPRETATION WHATSOEVER IN HOMESTUCK. NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT. TO CLAIM OTHERWISE IS HERESY, AND ALSO A VIOLATION OF MY LEGAL RIGHTS AS AN ARTIST. I HOPE THIS CLEARS THINGS UP, MOTHERFUCKER.
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