The art of traveling to Chicago from Japan with your uncle Carl, just to pit-stop at a greasy hot dog stand with a vendor named Jerald, who is a divorced man with 4 children that he does not have custody of, stealing the cart while he tightens his bra, riding it off into the sunset until you and Carl realize you are hotdogsexual, (yes its a thing) so you ejectulate inside a hot dog bun and let him eat it until you both die a fatal death performed by Carl's psycho ex-wife, Bartha, who thinks that they are still together and that he cheated on her, so you both die and Carl's children carry on the business, by using cum as cheese.
by periodsex46290 February 4, 2018
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Italian guy: "You steppa on my grass, I breaka you face!"
Italian guy: "You steppa on my grass, I breaka you face!"
by Dino Bravo June 3, 2011
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A) The metropolitan capital of the state of Illinois. Known also as the "Windy City." Chicago is the third-largest city in the U.S., and the largest inland city in the country.
B) A game played while smoking the sacred herb whereby an individual who is smoking holds in his hit until the joint/blunt/pipe/bub/bong has been passed all the way around the circle and back to said individual. Then, and only then, can he exhale his hit and take another.
B) A game played while smoking the sacred herb whereby an individual who is smoking holds in his hit until the joint/blunt/pipe/bub/bong has been passed all the way around the circle and back to said individual. Then, and only then, can he exhale his hit and take another.
A) Chicago is a pretty cool city, you should check it out.
B) Dude, let's play chicago with that joint and get lifted outta our skulls!
B) Dude, let's play chicago with that joint and get lifted outta our skulls!
by IAmHydrogen September 3, 2005
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2. too much work due to the student body's love of procrastination
3. squirrels are cuter than the girls
4. guaranteed lower gpa
5. don't go here
2. too much work due to the student body's love of procrastination
3. squirrels are cuter than the girls
4. guaranteed lower gpa
5. don't go here
wow, when i got to the university of chicago, a number of things happened: my gpa crashed, and my boner disappeared.
by mybrainhurtsgoodbye January 7, 2006
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Beat the odds of all the pricks by trashing the "Come too far to lose, Greatest Story in the NFL, Inspirational return, Americas Team" New Orleans Saints 39-14, and making it to their first super bowl in 21 years.
Beat the odds of all the pricks by trashing the "Come too far to lose, Greatest Story in the NFL, Inspirational return, Americas Team" New Orleans Saints 39-14, and making it to their first super bowl in 21 years.
So, who do thinks gonna win the NFC Championship game.
Im gonna have to go with the Saints 900-nothing because theyre just so inspirational, and theyve come to far to lose, and quite possibly the greatest comeback team in NFL history, plus the Chicago Bears look to shakey.
*1 Day Later*
Touchdown Thomas Jones! Making the final score here, Chicago Bears, 39, Saints, 14.
Im gonna have to go with the Saints 900-nothing because theyre just so inspirational, and theyve come to far to lose, and quite possibly the greatest comeback team in NFL history, plus the Chicago Bears look to shakey.
*1 Day Later*
Touchdown Thomas Jones! Making the final score here, Chicago Bears, 39, Saints, 14.
by Nate Johanson January 26, 2007
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Get the chicago nigga mug.The act of defecating through a car's sunroof, preferably while it's open. As seen in the Television series "Better Call Saul"
Me and Jimmy went out and pulled a Chicago sunroof on that bitch Jackie's Hyundai. She'll never steal my parking space again!
by TM38 April 6, 2015
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