Kevin Bacon Western Cheeseburger

A new cheeseburger from Carls Jr. that, when eaten or injected into the veins after blending, will transform you into a deranged, invisible murder.

Kevin Bacon Western Cheeseburgers are great to eat before skinny dipping if you are dissatisfied with your figure.

by iateallofthecereal December 8, 2010

cheeselog

The most Heavenly food known to man. Pretty much a chocolate log, but made with cheese!

Duuude, that cheeselog rocked

by Dirtster January 25, 2004

cheeseburger

some little cat, old man, granny, your momma, or anyone who walks around with a big ass smile on their face with no obvious reason. they might have "fish eyes" when they are being a 'cheeseburger'. for whatever reason, this 'cheeseburger' is super happy and they ain't nothin' nobody can do about it.

"there goes little vincent. he just had his diaper changed. he's such a cheeseburger."

by nico illmatic October 30, 2007

CHEESEBURGER

A fucking idiot. Basically making fun of some dumbass crackhead who has no idea your making fun of him or her. You can also use this at the end of every sentence and you'll notice no one ever picks up on it.

Some guetto crackhead asked me for money to get beer, I told him to go fuck himself cheeseburger.

by Patsman October 23, 2006

Russian Cheeseburger

When one put pickles, onions, ketchup, mustard, and cheddar cheese with two buns, but instead of using hamburger he uses his penis as the hamburger meat.Then lets a girl/guy eats it like a cheeseburger.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a surprise Russian Cheeseburger while I was sleeping! It was painful, yet sexy.

by iieetaa May 22, 2010

cheeseburger

The act of taking one's penis (las the burger) and wrapping ones ballsack around it (where the buns would be)

Pat whipped out his dick and stuck that damn cheeseburger in my face

by SuperstudentG February 24, 2003

cheesebread

When engaging in sexual activity, the male will expel stool on a females hand, the female will then smear the stool on the males testis (works best when testis or shrunken) and then proceed to lick it off.

Oh baby I think we are in that point of our relationship where you can cheesebread me.

by muffinmafia September 23, 2007