Vivaciously Challenged

A person who is dead, i.e. a Zombie
see zombie

That man is vivaciously challenged

by The Flying Chicken Incident August 23, 2006

Ethnically-challenged

QUASI-POLITICALLY CORRECT TERM FOR INDIVIDUALS WHO ARE UNABLE TO CONFORM TO A HOST COUNTRY’S NORMS -- I.E. UNABLE TO LEARN THE LANGUAGE, THE SOCIAL CUSTOMS/MANNERS, OR OBSERVE THE LAWS OF THE LAND -- THIS CAN BE EXTREMELY PREVALENT IN ‘HYPHENATED-AMERICANS’ WHO AS EITHER ETHNIC OR CULTURAL MINORITY GROUPS FEEL THAT THERE PRIVILEGED STATUS MAKES THEM EXEMPT FROM FITTING IN -- AS OPPOSED TO THE ‘MELTING POT’ THEORY TAUGHT IN SCHOOLS UP TO THE 1980s (WHERE EACH PART OF OUR SOCIETIES MAKE UP BROUGHT SOME FLAVOR TOGETHER TO THE STEW) WE ARE NOW IN A CLIMATE OF ‘RAINBOW DIVERSITY’ WHERE EACH COLOR IS BESIDE EACH OTHER BUT DISTINCT AND SEPERATE.

CAN INCLUDE THE ‘UGLY AMERICAN’ WHO OUTSIDE THE U.S. CANNOT UNDERSTAND THAT THINGS ARE DIFFERENT ELSEWHERE AND THAT THOSE COUNTRIES HAVE THE DISTINCT CHOICE TO DECIDE HOW THEY WISH TO LIVE, AND DON’T ALWAYS HAVE TO BE WELCOMING TO OUTSIDERS WHO DO NOT WISH TO LEARN TO CONFORM TO THEIR SOCIETAL NORMS.
USAGE: "HE GOT OUT OF THE CHARGE FOR SLAPPING HIS WIFE BECAUSE HE IS ETHNICALLY-CHALLENGED AND THE COURT RULED HE COULDN'T READ THE LAWS"

by Doc2/12 June 13, 2009

diction challenged

1) One who has no idea which words to use correctly in a sentence.

2) Someone who has never used and has no intention of using a dictionary.... EVER.

3) One who has no idea what Merriam Webster's dictionary is.

4) A serious lack of knowledge of the English language.

Dave is completely diction challenged.

by R.J. P.O.W. August 31, 2007

Jurisdictionally Challenged

When the prospects look dim for litigating in your choice of forum.

Partner: "You did the research, can our client sue here in Maine?"
Associate: "You're not gonna like this, but I think we're jurisdictionally challenged."

by GW1L July 20, 2008

dexteriterly challenged

derviving from the word dexterity, relating to the hands, dexteriterly challenged means to have limited hand use after an injury.

chloe is dexteriterly challenged since she busted up her hand last month, unlucky.

by Sybarition March 20, 2008

greenistically challenged

A disability that causes a person to misuse the color green in every way, mostly seen with hair or clothes.

Spectator 1: Dude, look at that lady over there.

Spectator 2: Geez, she's green all over! Are her lips green too?!

Spectator 1: She is so greenistically challenged.

by Brianna_Ashlee September 7, 2009

Excrementally Challenged

Constipated.

Man, I shouldn't have chugged all that Pepto Bismol, I'm gonna be totally excrementally challenged for the next few days.

by smellanor_ September 15, 2010