cockblocked by circumstance

when somebody's situation in life makes sex very hard or impossible

examples are
financial situation

living situation
disability
appearance

Joe wants to have sex with Lisa, but he can't because they both share a studio apartment with a roommate.
Joe is "cockblocked by circumstance."

by eythorh92 October 31, 2020

cockblock

Cockblocking is an action that can be performed by a male to reduce the chance of another male having sex.

He just cockblocked himself; Everytime I'm about to get that booty you are cockblocking me

by Unspaghettable June 24, 2018

cockblock

you. ryan. basically anyone named ryan.

Person 1: "bro whats a cockblock"
Person 2: "you."
Person 1. "... what the fuck"

by cockyblockysucky April 24, 2022

Cockblocking

A true dick move

Jonathan: “hey asshole, go cockblocking somewhere else, bitch!”
Generic asshole: “no. Also, fuck you, imma steal your girl.”

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns July 16, 2021

cockblockers

The type of people who do everything to invalidate every move you make on someone you are attracted to or in love with just because they c couldn't do it themselves. So, according to their crab-bucket logic, if they can't do it, neither you can.

Person A: Bro, I can't wait to meet her on this date.
Person B: My guy, she is way out of your league.
Person C: Cockblockers being like:

by TheKamikazeMonkeys May 28, 2024