christina velera

Christina Velera is a major hoe bag .

Christina Velera is a major hoe bag.

by Christina Velera June 7, 2016

Christina Panini

Christina Panini is a true idiot, if you know a Christina Panini then you will know that she is a crackhead and you should value her deeply.

She is a pancake lover and generally quite stupid but nonetheless isn’t too bad of a person, she might be annoying and weird sometimes but who cares? She’s a bomb ass bitch. She can make you laugh and celebrates national crackhead day (November 3)

Random dude: who is that?!
Different random dude: that’s a Christina Panini
Original random dude: should’ve known

by Meeeeegan November 3, 2019

Christina Aguilera

Seen as the next Madonna, because she changes her image and style with every album. She has an AMAZING voice, one of the few singers today that actually sounds better live than on recordings. Her newest album, "Back to Basics", which came out in August of '06, pays a tribute to the old-fashioned styles of her influences, such as Billie Holiday and Aretha Franklin, and many of the songs on the album are based on their styles.

Christina Aguilera has an amazing voice, and she's here to stay!

by Mike419 September 13, 2008

Pulled A Christina

You just made yourself look like a fool because you fail.

Oh shit, I threw up before we started drinking. I totally pulled a Christina. Q__Q

by ChinaTownG July 9, 2010

Christina Aguilera

Cocaine

"Yo b, this party is killin' me. I'm mad tired."

"Here, sniff some of this Christina Aguilera in the bathroom and you'll be aight."

by sajnanowitz September 29, 2017

Christina Aguilera

1. Really good crystal meth, Aka Chris, Tina.

2. A1 crystal. C hristina A guilera= C A = Chris best grade

"Hey you still party with Christina Aguilera, can i head to you Hilt (Hilton )? "
"Yeah, i just saw a T-shirt she would like for 75$."
"Naw, I`d rather take her to play 8 ball for a benji.

by HavoKlown August 18, 2016

Pull a Christina

Inf.

Messing up the lyrics to the National Anthem at a public event.

Good luck singing at the game tonight, Abby! And remember: DON'T PULL A CHRISTINA!

by joopower September 15, 2012