Baltimore Bologna Beam

When bro gives you the Baltimore bologna…you don’t wanna know…
Just kidding.
It’s when bro slaps bologna on his dingaling and starts pissing and letting his special sauce on yo face.
You ain’t a real one if bro never gave you the Baltimore bologna beam.

Yo bro Ima give you that Baltimore Bologna Beam
What the fuck

by Istolemysistersaccountforthis August 4, 2025

Bologna Straw

Another word for a meaty cock.

I accidentally Tokyo Drifted in my boy during that devils threeway and he complimented my bologna straw.

by TokyoDriftin June 19, 2024

Bad Bologna Day

Bad bologna was first used in 2015 in a manufacturing facility in Western Massachusetts. Bad bologna day is a work call out excuse that is covert for a mental health day for when you just need a day off to get away for it all. There is no such thing as bad bologna.

Bad Bologna Day
You: I won't be in today, I think I had some bad bologna.
Boss: Ok, great. I hope you feel better.

by badbolognawesternmass November 4, 2022

bologna chute

A lose vajaja

I fucked this chick last week and she had an absolute bologna chute it was fucked buddd!

by Bolognacanda.ca July 5, 2024

Lebanon bologna

When you pull out your swollen meat and bust you nut in her pillow case making jibin for her to eat in the morning.

I was crushing my side peace and rather than get caught in the trap I banged out the ol' Lebanon bologna. Baby got a treat when she woke up.

by Crotchlocka March 19, 2017

bologna hatch

loose vagina

that girl had a silly bologna hatch

by la land down under August 18, 2012

bologna wrestling

A specific category of wrestling that involves two or more shirtless male individuals, where the sweat on the exposed skin simulates the textural and audible properties of wet bologna.

Hey Cletus, wanna wrestle?

Yeah Jed, but only if we're bologna wrestling.

What's that?

*removes shirt*

by manyplayz November 16, 2016