kick in the Bollocks

the mixing of Jagermister and red bull

hi barkeep I'd like a kick in the bollocks .
very rare is like and kick in the bollocks used in thje same sentence.

by Brandon_ha July 22, 2006

wonky bollocks

pro-noun used as insult to anybody showing poor co-ordination

Henry: "Oh adam you've dropped that frisbee again you f*****g wonky bollock bastard"
Adam: "i really am a wonky bollocks minge"

by Jeffrey Douglas September 13, 2006

bollocks-breath

somebody whos breath smells like bollocks and if its a man hes likely to me homosexual if its your nan, then well... she got some serious issues! ALSO U SHOULD BE SCARED!!!

Guy: Dude, your Nan has issues
Girl: What do you mean?
Guy: Well when I was snogging her last night her breath tasted of your dads bollocks.

Girl: Woah, wtf?!
Guy: Yeah, she has serious bollocks-breath

by Crabbagers November 3, 2011

Bollock Features

When someone is really ugly.
Also can be used when argueing with someone who is being a dick

Man look at the bollock features on that cunt.

Get out of my face bollock features

by Rikamortis January 5, 2009

bollock wrench

to have your testicles removed by an incredibly annoyed woman. often results in a hasty visit to the A and E department of hospitals.

"*sigh* not another one."
" yeah, it seems loasda people have been bollock wrenched tonight Dr. stroganoff"
"ah well, get some ice..."

by questionable_pie October 12, 2006

Bollock baiting

An alternative to prick teasing.

She was bollock baiting me all night. I was dying to Cheam all over her love raisins.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Dogs Bollocks

Dogs Bollocks is a Digital Web Development Agency in Knutsford, Cheshire, that uses the rather widely used vulgar slang phrase.

Dogs Bollocks | Web Development & Marketing

by mrchessplayer22 January 23, 2018