A target bathroom is where you took the biggest fucking shat all over the sink where after you left you had to come back to the bathroom to wipe your ass more
by Ur mom is Candice December 9, 2019

For some reason, the best place to write, think, draw, scroll though memes, or think about all the wasted potential you had.
Random person: Did they just bring their phone in the bathroom?!? Are they going to watch *Naughties*
You: Oh, no, I’m going to write all my book ideas down on the bathroom toilet and then cry.
You: Oh, no, I’m going to write all my book ideas down on the bathroom toilet and then cry.
by Annon5697216 March 23, 2022

a burrito that you heat up in a 1130 WATTAGE microwave and leave in the bathroom for 3 hours waiting for your daughter to eat.
by pickle6my9stick September 14, 2019

A friend that you meet while either taking a number 1 or 2 and reminisce about running...and all of the running acomplishment you have achieved over your life.
I was hanging out in the potty with Mr. Hankey when my bathroom friend arrived and we were chatting about our 100 mile run!
by Mr.Radical November 15, 2017

A really fat, old lady walked out of her stall the same time a normal girl did. I used the old bathroom profiling trick and went in to the normal girl's.
by Carlxyz August 9, 2012

The bathroom that tops all bathrooms. This magical place has a shower with body jets, all tile floors, a fancy ass sink, and a sweet ass toilet. Its a bathroom that you do not even feel worthy enough to enter. You feel honored just to be allowed to use that bathroom. No pictures are allowed, one must experience it for oneself.
Bro 1:Yo let's go to Viktor's house!
Bro 2:Why?
Bro 1: Yo man, you dont even know about Viktor's bathroom!
Bro 2:Why?
Bro 1: Yo man, you dont even know about Viktor's bathroom!
by gimmealittlehandshake July 23, 2012

"how the fuck long are you going to be in there. I need to Tombstone the place"
"Dude, your date Tombstone (the bathroom) last night"
"Dude, your date Tombstone (the bathroom) last night"
by chuckD September 10, 2013
