bathroom talk

A conversation similar to locker room talk. It takes place in a bathroom where girls say their opinions about others. They talk about their guy friends or future lovers personalities and things that might annoy them. They might start being sexists and judge poorly sometimes, it depends in their beliefs.

-Dude did she leave?
-Don’t worry she went to the bathroom with her friend.

- And you think bathroom talk is better than leaving?

by Notasimpdude April 17, 2020

The Handicapped Bathroom

The bathroom everyone wants to use because it's bigger and roomy. But, when you're using it, be sure no actual handicapped person enters the bathroom because they might beat you if you get caught.

This is my favorite bathroom. I will always use The Handicapped Bathroom.

*handicapped person walks in.

Shit-

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

Carpeted Bathroom

Worst thing to exist ever. A girl from my theatre class has a thing for them. Why?

Carpeted Bathrooms shouldn't be a thing

"Look at all the mold in my Carpeted Bathroom"

by TheatreCrackhead September 26, 2019

bathroom puzzle

When you're wearing pajamas that are held up by a string. You go to the bathroom and try to untie them quickly but it gets stuck and becomes an infuriating puzzle.

If I run into another bathroom puzzle with these, I swear to god...

by pseudo nympho May 30, 2016

smelly bathroom

When you use the bathroom at your friends house and take a huge shit.

Friend: I just made your bathroom into a smelly bathroom, don't go in there for about a year!

by Natalie Stump. July 2, 2014

kfc bathroom

African American orgy.

Guy 1 Hey man ima go use the bathroom.
Guy 2 Don't do it. it's a KFC Bathroom

by SausageLover69 November 17, 2016

bathroom burrito

a burrito that you heat up in a 1130 WATTAGE microwave and leave in the bathroom for 3 hours waiting for your daughter to eat.

mom: who ate my bathroom burrito??
me: oh. i did.

by pickle6my9stick September 14, 2019