presumably a crude mix between, obviously, a bat and a hammer, which would essentially have the same general function as either a bat or a hammer, with slight aesthetic variation.
also the last thing you want to see in your google feed when looking for help with a missing hammer.bat file.
also the last thing you want to see in your google feed when looking for help with a missing hammer.bat file.
Dennis: "Dude, check this out. Stay with me here, what if someone made a hammer... bat..."
Quincy: "Shut up, Dennis."
Dennis: "I'm gonna do it."
Google: "What? He actually did it? This deserves two full pages, at least."
4chan: "Shut up, Google."
Google: "Get a search bar."
4chan: "Never."
Steam: "Holy shit. You guys, someone actually made a hammer bat."
Troll: "Whoever is writing this needs to shut up."
Steam: "That is hilarious, who named this hammer.bat? You, James? You get a raise."
Quincy: "..."
Dennis: "Dude, I TOLD you. HAMMERBAT bro. hammer. bat."
Quincy: "Oh my GOD, and you're STILL talking about it."
Dennis: "hammerrrre batito."
Quincy: "Fuck you, dude, the hammer bat is still stupid."
Dennis: "Dude, you are so jealous! You're jealous of the hammer bat!"
Quincy: "No..."
Dennis: "Oh you're not jealous?"
Quincy: "Absolutely not!"
Dennis: "You're not jealous of the three pages in google when you type in hammer bat?"
Quincy: "Oh come on, you don't have to look it up now... Jesus."
Dennis: "Three pages. They call that a hat trick, son. A hammer bat trick... Patrick."
Quincy: "You can't even type, you typed in 'hammer.bat', you fool. You absolute fool!"
Dennis: "Oh my god, it's fine, Quincy, see? It still comes up with the hammer bat. Three pages, boys . Read 'em and weep."
Quincy: "Oh my god, shut UP, Dennis."
Quincy: "Shut up, Dennis."
Dennis: "I'm gonna do it."
Google: "What? He actually did it? This deserves two full pages, at least."
4chan: "Shut up, Google."
Google: "Get a search bar."
4chan: "Never."
Steam: "Holy shit. You guys, someone actually made a hammer bat."
Troll: "Whoever is writing this needs to shut up."
Steam: "That is hilarious, who named this hammer.bat? You, James? You get a raise."
Quincy: "..."
Dennis: "Dude, I TOLD you. HAMMERBAT bro. hammer. bat."
Quincy: "Oh my GOD, and you're STILL talking about it."
Dennis: "hammerrrre batito."
Quincy: "Fuck you, dude, the hammer bat is still stupid."
Dennis: "Dude, you are so jealous! You're jealous of the hammer bat!"
Quincy: "No..."
Dennis: "Oh you're not jealous?"
Quincy: "Absolutely not!"
Dennis: "You're not jealous of the three pages in google when you type in hammer bat?"
Quincy: "Oh come on, you don't have to look it up now... Jesus."
Dennis: "Three pages. They call that a hat trick, son. A hammer bat trick... Patrick."
Quincy: "You can't even type, you typed in 'hammer.bat', you fool. You absolute fool!"
Dennis: "Oh my god, it's fine, Quincy, see? It still comes up with the hammer bat. Three pages, boys . Read 'em and weep."
Quincy: "Oh my god, shut UP, Dennis."
by hawkjames October 14, 2013
Get the hammer batmug. by Ferrigno April 4, 2009
Get the Stanky Batmug. To perform a questionable action that seems trivial, but ultimately causes a cascade of ever more significant and catastrophic events.
Who would have thought that a bowl of bushmeat stew in Wuhan would end with global economic collapse. Someone really "eat the bat" this time!
by psilofyr March 19, 2020
Get the eat the batmug. The pure & unbridled essence of masculinity and ass-kickery. The ultimate symbol of the man libido and hossness.
by paranoidata February 17, 2010
Get the Bat Diamondmug. by Yung Jay of tha 3.C.G.z June 25, 2009
Get the ball batmug. Smoking pot out of a "one-hitter", or "batter"; discreet enough to look like a cigarette, you can smoke it an put it away quickly.
by shelleyrey October 19, 2012
Get the bat hitmug. Bat-grupo is a group on Facebook for Tumblr users, that way, you NEED to have Tumblr (no excuses) to be part of it. Otherwise, the ban vai eat teu habbo.
The group was created by Neilson Araújo with the aim of amuse the members.
A quick resume of Bat-grupo's rules is: respect everyone else in the same way (bixa, zé gotinha da petrobrás, pastel de flango, etc), like it or not; We're not instagram, want to make an album? www.instagram.com < make yourself an account, kid; No nudes; No explicit drugs; No douchey comments; Don't you like a person? Block her/him and keep it in your panties, sweetheart; Don't share your account in social networks all over the place, keep that in your panties as well. And finally: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
The group has been knocked down a few times but oh well, we're back, you know why? Nós somos o forninho que vocês não conseguem segurar.
É treta? Eu que fiz!
(Yev, larga teus velcros e volta pra gente)
The group was created by Neilson Araújo with the aim of amuse the members.
A quick resume of Bat-grupo's rules is: respect everyone else in the same way (bixa, zé gotinha da petrobrás, pastel de flango, etc), like it or not; We're not instagram, want to make an album? www.instagram.com < make yourself an account, kid; No nudes; No explicit drugs; No douchey comments; Don't you like a person? Block her/him and keep it in your panties, sweetheart; Don't share your account in social networks all over the place, keep that in your panties as well. And finally: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
The group has been knocked down a few times but oh well, we're back, you know why? Nós somos o forninho que vocês não conseguem segurar.
É treta? Eu que fiz!
(Yev, larga teus velcros e volta pra gente)
I'm part of Bat-grupo.
by hotaria December 4, 2014
Get the bat-grupomug.