Bottle Blocked 

Similar to cock blocking or vagina blocking, bottle blocking is when you cock block your self. This occurs when one ingests wayyy to much alcohol, brings home a female or male, takes them to the bed room, and proceeds to pass out rather than fornicate.

-Dude did you end up getting with whats-her-face last night??
+NO! I totally got bottle blocked!! FUCK!
-Toats dude that blows..

Bottle Blocked by mattthomas0 November 5, 2010

Cop Blocked 

To be denied a sexual encounter because the cops intruded.

Dude, I was totally about to get road head when I got pulled over. They totally cop blocked me!

Cop Blocked by BigCheezy0489 September 29, 2011

thumb blocked 

Simlilar to cockblocked, this is when someone else prevents you from something benificial in or around a videogame.

My friend's workplace thumb blocked me when he promised to give me a ride to pick up Resident Evil: DS and they called him in the day of release.

That noob just thumb blocked my windstorm by winning a roll, he doesn't even need it!

I got thumb blocked when Halo 2 came out and the banks closed early.

thumb blocked by Vincent Nasco February 6, 2006

Cop-Blocked 

When your going to hang out with someone you think is hot or you want to get something sexually from and you get pulled over by a cop, making you late.

Dude I was going to fuck this hot ass bitch and i got cop-blocked

Cop-Blocked by CCindizBitch November 26, 2010

D-blocked 

To be insulted.

"Dude, you just got d-blocked."

D-blocked by Garrett March 18, 2004

poop blocked 

You've been stuck somewhere, usually a meeting involving your boss and you have to take a poop real bad. You somehow endure the pain of going through the entire period of the meeting to the finish and then you run to the bathroom. Just as your about to enter the only stall someone jumps in and occupies the toilet.

Man brian from IT F#&%ing poop blocked me yesterday.

poop blocked by ]-[unter March 30, 2011

d-blocked 

stoped from doing something

when your talking to a girland your mom brings up something embaressing

d-blocked by d August 17, 2003