Bloody Bicycle

When you’re holding a cat and it uses its back legs to rapidly kick you, like it’s riding a bicycle, extracting blood.

I picked up my cat and she went full bloody bicycle

by Courtyface December 6, 2025

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Bicycle

The only transportation device for which it is desirable if the engine is blown

My bicycle just got a blown engine... do you get what I'm saying??

by Cervelo S5 Fanboy December 12, 2025

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Mr. Bicycle

The best man in the world according to me and my lawyer, Mr. Bicycle :3; a famous celebrity; and somehow has the patience of a plastic flower trying to wilt.

Me: just a normal lunch :3 (but the food is a-)
Friend: fr
*cheering and screaming*
Me: what's happening??!!
Kids: MR BICYCLE! MR BICYCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SVBNKIUYTRESWDXCVBNJKOI*U&^Y%TR$EWSDXCFVGBHNJKI*U&^%$REW
Friend: oh don't tell me-
Me: it.. is..
Friend: Mr. Bicycle..
Me: he's here..
Friend: GIMME A FUCKING AUTOGRAPH-

by school_chromebook_user January 5, 2026

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