shade assassin

Meaning one: Kenya Moore from the real housewives of Atlanta

Meaning two: someone so good at shade that it’s impossible to get shaded back

Example one sentence: doesn’t this bitch know that I’m the shade assassin

Example two: she’s literally a shade assassin no matter what she says I can never get her with a good comeback

by I’m winning December 4, 2021

Assassin Bear

Licensed to kill.
The global financial crisis isn't helping
him much though.
Please check the flyers.
He's offering one million per kill now.

you can kill assassin bear with level 10 or higher cat cannon

by memeaddictive June 21, 2022

Anglo-assassin

A person (or persons) who upholds systemic oppressions and is of Anglo descent.

If Michael Scott from the diversity-day episode of The Office was a real person, he would be an example of an Anglo-assassin.

by gabby_yabby April 5, 2021

Assassin's Creed Origins

Assassin's Creed Origins is the 10th game in the Assassin's Creed series.
The game was released in the 27th of October to the Xbox One, Playstation 4 and PC.

Dude, Assassin's Creed Origins is sick, you should buy it!
i'll think about it :)

by מה קורה נשמה November 2, 2017

JFK assassination

When a man’s head explodes, staining his partner’s designer clothes with his bodily fluid.

My designer outfit got all stained in a JFK assassination. Kinda like Jackie-O in her pink Chanel.

by TK2000 November 15, 2023

Assassination

The highest honer a government can give a news reporter

It's sad Jane was found dead in an underwater cave buckled into her car with 12 bullets in her chest and her skull caved in. She truly was such a depressed person. The government said it wasn't an assassination.

by TheWyomingite November 23, 2023

go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you

a diamond made from iodine-126, netherite and xenon-131. often mistaken as telling someone to go away.

bro: I found something. Bro2: what? bro: go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you

by Tom TNT May 12, 2025