Skip to main content

Assassin swag

Never misses and is smart I’ll help you on a test.
by Smart boy112 March 23, 2021
mugGet the Assassin swagmug.

JFK assassination

When a man’s head explodes, staining his partner’s designer clothes with his bodily fluid.
My designer outfit got all stained in a JFK assassination. Kinda like Jackie-O in her pink Chanel.
by TK2000 November 15, 2023
mugGet the JFK assassinationmug.

Assassination

It's sad Jane was found dead in an underwater cave buckled into her car with 12 bullets in her chest and her skull caved in. She truly was such a depressed person. The government said it wasn't an assassination.
by TheWyomingite November 23, 2023
mugGet the Assassinationmug.

Assassin's Creed Origins

Assassin's Creed Origins is the 10th game in the Assassin's Creed series.
The game was released in the 27th of October to the Xbox One, Playstation 4 and PC.
Dude, Assassin's Creed Origins is sick, you should buy it!
i'll think about it :)
by מה קורה נשמה November 2, 2017
mugGet the Assassin's Creed Originsmug.

one-star assassin

Someone who leaves a 1-star online review, just to troll a company.
We fired Josh last month, and now he's leeaving negative reviews for each of our products. What a one-star assassin
by richkid98 August 13, 2018
mugGet the one-star assassinmug.

Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
by Heybabe380 September 3, 2023
mugGet the Roast Beef Assassinmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email