Anchors law

Much like Garf’s Law And Bidoof’s Law Anchors Law is one of the canon laws on the app ifunny. The law itself has it’s Origin point from the iFunny user “anchorthesun”. It simply state’s “Women in male dominated sports are guaranteed to be whores, this is an undeniable constant”

And example of this is the law is Renee Gracie, an ex-V8 supercar racer, now turned Onlyfans girl. Anchors law in a nutshell.

by Monkfield June 7, 2020

anchor-clanker

seaman

A bunch of old anchor-clankers were drinkink yesterday in Liverpool.

by oldtug June 20, 2022

cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.

Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023

anchor point

A sole reason, main reason (Anchor being reference from Deadpool Wolverine)

M : Dude why did you left the group?? We all missed you...
P : Well, i don't have any anchor point to be in that group anymore after she dumped me..
M : Ohhh... sorry dude..

by EFANN August 12, 2024

anchor-clanker

An old seamean

A bunch of anchor-clankers were drinkink beer at a bar.

by oldtug June 20, 2022

Anchor bang

A sexual move pioneered by Popeye the Sailor man, where he fists Olive Oil until the anchor tatoo on his fore arm disappears. Fist enthusiasts often draw anchors on their fore arms with sharpie markers to repeat this manuever. More serious fisters can be recognized by the anchor permanently tatooed on their arms.

Popeye anchor banged a sweet pea outta olive oil

by Saltypecker January 4, 2022

Anchor Ass

Someone who is lazy, usually sedentary for long periods of time. Their ass is the anchor preventing their departure

Why don't you get off your anchor ass and go outside

by Beauford Theodore March 17, 2024