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Amish friendship bread

a hoax foisted upon unsuspecting, well-meaning, liberal, suburbanites by the Ziploc company; which distributes instructions for reproducing a sweet yeast bread culture requiring the utilization of multiple large Ziploc bags, depending upon an unreasonably romantic notion of the pure goodness of rural Amish folk, and spread by the directive that this virus be passed on to four friends in the fashion of an email virus.
"My best friend at work just gave me a Ziploc bag full of squishy yeast with instructions for making Amish friendship bread-- what the heck am I supposed to do with this?"
by Zaaah McKaah January 17, 2009
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Amish Moon Butter

When you piss into an Amish persons ass and then you churn it with your dick
I want some goddamn Amish Moon Butter.
by mynamebruh May 10, 2023
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Riding an Amish Surfboard

Titty-fucking your flat chested 2nd cousin.

Also known as Amish Surfboarding
I’m going to a family reunion next weekend and chances are I’ll end up riding an Amish Surfboard.
by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019
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Amish Moon Butter

The act if urinating in an amish persons rectal cavity and churning the urine with your penis, as if it were butter.
Hey man! I have a throbbing UTI because I just finished giving Debby the craziest Amish Moon Butter. My dick was literally churning my own piss in her ass! It was awesome!
by Oscarsom Tabington May 10, 2023
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amish corn husk

Your partner forcefully rams corn on the cob into your ass leaving it in for a limited amount of time then removing it to consume
Me and my friend were bored, so we decided to Amish Corn Husk. In the beginning it hurt but in the end it was a sweet treat
by Brown fish April 21, 2017
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amish air mask

place an oxygen mask on your passed out mate of friend while inserting the tubing to the asshole of a horse or another passed of mate or friend. works better than smelling salts to wake them up.
she was passed out drunk so we gave her an amish air mask. she woke up and vomited so she was ready to go again.
by Dr. Genovase June 19, 2014
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Amish Moon Butter

The sexual act of pissing in an Amish person's ass, and churning it with your penis.
I went to Pennsylvania and had me an Amish Moon Butter last night.
by Bob_Da_Bes May 11, 2023
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