Assistant Head

A person so skilled in the mastery of giving head, that they are now paid handsomely to assist others in the art.

That Annie is a born phenom on the D-stick, she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

I hear she is now an Assistant Head of EGG's and being paid to tutor the younguns in the art form.

by Scroody October 28, 2021

supermarket assistant

Aunty's cookies Gunna have me all fucked up.... Aka can I have 5 marijuana's 👾

If you can't find the cookies ask the supermarket assistant.

by Lost then found July 15, 2021

Samsung's Sam Virtual Assistant

Her age is currently over 20+ but the exact age is not known currently. She is the current Android operating system new virtual system

Samsung has now decided to make a virtual system called the Samsung's Sam Virtual Assistant (SSVA)

by SSVA June 1, 2021

Eli assist

When playing rocket league, the player gets points for an assist much longer than expected.

"What an Eli assist. That guy still got points a solid 10 seconds after he touched the ball.

by Razosaku November 19, 2023

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Farm-Assist

Hey Bro, this Kid at the Dispensary ....
Hash-tag Emerald Oz, She’s not a “BudTender” , She’s a FARM ASSIST!! Totally 💯 on recommending Buddha, Aye!

Hey Dude, Dis Kid at da Dizpensorry, sick Buddha Yo! Talk bout dat sticky Ickiest!!
She’s a Strate 🆙 “FARM-Assist!”
On the 💯! Knot 🪢 no bud-tender..

by CPO BOATS January 12, 2021

Eli Assist

When someone is credited an assist even though it has been a significant amount of time has passed when they were last a part of the play.

“Dude, it was 10 seconds since you last touched the ball. How’d you get an assist still?”

“I think that’s one of those ‘Eli assists.’”

by Razosaku May 20, 2022