Woody

A fucking useless prick who can dish it out but cannot take it.

That guy is such a fucking woody.

by HumanPerson7482 April 20, 2019

Woody Woodpecker

A cartoon character everyone remembers but never watched

Jon: Woody Woodpecker is one of my favorite cartoon characters!

by LoonStock June 28, 2023

Woody Soak

When you leave something you cooked or ate with to soak for cleaning, but you forget about it for so long someone ends up cleaning it for you.

"Aw man, Garrett pulled a Woody soak on his spaghetti pot and I had to clean it for him."

by The Lige May 15, 2016

Cage the woody plant

Slang term for anal sex.

Boy 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?

Boy 2: Well I hope my girlfriend will let me cage the woody plant.

by TheBitch13 December 2, 2010

breakin down some woody

WOODY=TREE=NUGGETS =)

GLC FT. 36 MAFIA - BREAKING DOWN SUM WOODY

BLOW IT BY THE POUND! SMOKE SUMTHIN! ISM!

ITS FRIDAY, YOU GOT NO JOB AINT GOT SHYT TO DO, LETZ GET HIGH!!! "breakin down some woody"!!

by MILLZGOTSKILLZ November 22, 2011

Woody

Woody is a cowboy toy from the movie Toy Story.

Woody: You are a toy!
Buzz: I am a space ranger!
Woody: You are a fucking toy!
Buzz: Shut the hell up!

by DOGMAN_5676 May 26, 2020

woody hole

A woody hole is the slag example of a country boy’s womans vagina, pussy or bush. It’s where his woody nests.

I tried to fuck my girls back door last night but she said I could only have her woody hole

by Mikeydet86 November 30, 2018