independent business

A question made by the exam board AQA to fail and confuse innocent year 10 and 11's who revised biology instead received an off topic exam containing drunk 15 year olds and GM mosquitoes

Exam: What is an independent business?
Phil: Oh fuck!

by Jason15300 May 17, 2016

Handling That Business

Used as a phrase to describe a road team in any sport winning a game in the opposing teams’ stadium.

The Michigan Wolverines are currently handling that business against Ohio State at Buckeye stadium.

by MARCISMS November 23, 2018

Ghetto Busy

One who is busy doing nothing.

He was ghetto busy while drinking a cup of water and smoking a blunt.

by Computer Bra February 18, 2013

Business Kiss

The act of french kissing someone while simultaneously giving them a handshake. The maneuver is equally as awkward when performed on both lovers and business associates.

"Aren't you bringing Ryan to the party?"
"No. I went to kiss him last night and did the Business Kiss again."
"Yeah OK lets not hang out with Ryan anymore..."

by Randle_Yarnballs August 18, 2017

Business Day

The unit of measurement to measure the time taken for 'Hamno' to perform simple daily tasks.

It took Hamno 3 Business Days to get a bottle of water, he went on too many side quests.

by Linueax June 26, 2023

business-suicide

Objective, to everyone but you, mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources

If you're about to commit business-suicide, please get help before it's too late.

by Sexydimma May 30, 2017

I’m Busy

A phrase often used by someone who does not want to go on a date or otherwise hang out with you, but does not want to hurt your feelings. The truthfulness and frequency of this statement depends mostly on whoever’s asking.

(See also: I have a boyfriend/I have a girlfriend)

Gus: We should hang out sometime, are you available any time in the next five years?
Amy: Um, no, I’m busy, like REALLY busy.
Gus (to self): Here we go again...

by Rage against the meme November 19, 2019